Sasquatch- Its a bird! Its a plane! NO its a extremely large guy! Sasquatch is one of Ducks friends. However when compared 2 eachother they arnt that similar. Sasquatch is a pacifist by nature and the probably the BIGGEST (literally and figurtively) nerd on the planet. He loves video games and games in general. He hangs out with Duck mainly for the stupid stuff he does.
Duck-What to say…..well we are going to start here, he is partially insane 70% of the time. But all in all, Duck is a good guy who enjoys hanging out with his friends and bugging the crap out of Sasquatch to “Go draw that webcomic!”. But Sasquatch and Duck are both good friends. He hangs out with Sasquatch to get his daily dose of nerdiness.
Chernobyl- Rhinos stalk orange trees at dawn, the syrup becomes nice and moist, beware the pancake faucets for they have come to devour your lasagna. RUN! for the toenail of life has come to rejuvinate your potatoes. Thus ends the tree that is gold.